![]() ![]() It’s just that the phrase “dimension of origin” seems so politically correct and academic. You have a problem with me callin’ it that, Mistress? Me: (I have to laugh.) Dimension of origin? Matter of fact that’s where I was when she was bein’ attacked by fuckers from her dimension of origin. So I’m busy bustin’ hump to get Elora’s dream home finished before the baby comes. Gonna enjoy life! Fruit of the vine and all that. Ram: You think I can no’ come up with one? Right off the top of my head? How ’bout this? You led us to believe we were retirin’. We never have a chance to decide if we’re comin’ or goin’. But you’re always trickin’ us into believin’ we’re doin’ one thin’ and then you sprin’ somethin’ entirely different on us and we’re goin’ in a bloody different direction. ‘Tis the hero thin’ that turned out dubious because now my wife thinks I should conduct myself with a certain decorum befittin’ the honor. Ram: I’m no’ complainin’ about Helm and you know it. You’ve got a beautiful, healthy, charismatic baby boy… ![]() You’ve been inducted into the Hall of Heroes. ![]() I know, but let’s focus on the great things that have happened. And, when I say “bleedin'”, ’tis meant literally. ‘Tis commercial fiction that has us runnin’ all over the Western world barely recoverin’ from one horrendous injury before you have us doin’ bleedin’ sheet time again. A lot has happened since the last time we talked. ![]() Me: Sir Hawking, it’s such a pleasure to interview you again. ![]()
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